Article of the Now
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Chris's Sony PlayStation 3 ("purchased [17 March 2007]" [sic] - 28 August 2010) was his "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made a video where he built one out of Pixelblocks. He would "throw out the cure for autism" for one. He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his monthly tugboat, using one of his many collected credit cards.
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Did You Know...
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory;
In 1998, Chris records a KCWC "broadcast", with Barbara humoring him like a child and "calling in" to "request" a song for Bob's 71st birthday.
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In 2000, Chris releases Sonichu's News Dash Preview Issue #01, all in an attempt to get china.
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Quote of the Now
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Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...faredoo.
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Da Update
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- 31 August — A new video is released showing Chris waiting at the Fashion Square Mall for his money.
- 30 August — A new leaked video shows Chris car-crushing the dismembered remains of the console.
- 29 August — A video compilation of Chris ritualistically destroying his PS3 is released.
- 27 August — Chris uploads a video reaching out to his fellow high school alumni. He seeks their help with getting a reunion under way and warns them about trolls. He also uploads a new Captain's Log, claiming to have wiped the hard drive on his PS3.
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Improvement Project of the Now
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The article in need of desperate improvement at the moment is...
Mumble 7
Be sure to consult the talk pages for improvement suggestions.
IMPROVE IT, FAGGOTS.
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